In the news today we are giving away our 3rd honorary title. These titles cannot be bought and can only be bestowed by the Queen herself.

Let it be known on November 18, 2007 at 1:52pm Queen Racquel bestowed the titles of Baron of Crank and Ambassador of Bitterness to Mike Espiritu Executive Director of Alamogordo Chamber of Commerce and Executive Director of OCEDC.

This honorary title is given for the wonderful disservice Mike Espiritu has given the community in his short time in power. He excelled in chasing off a Clown who has brought many smiles to children of Alamogordo for years during this years annual Cottonwood Festival. During this same event he managed to run off a disabled child who used a snake which he carried to encourage interaction with people. This child was accompanied by his parents and through years of working with their autistic son they found a way to get their child to communicate with those around him. We give kudos to Mike Espiritu for undoing much of the hard work these parents put into helping their son communicate with others.

Please folks if Mike Espiritu did such a fine job with the JROTC program please take him back!