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Can you buy a noble title?

Sure but it is not a real title of Nobility. It is more like a title of novelty rather than nobility. So yes you can buy a fooey title anywhere but it make you no more noble than the Foo King and I are royalty.

Most sites will tell you that you can change your name to gain new found respect and impress those around you. When you change your name in the courts you can then put Lord, Duke, Marquis, etc on your drivers license, credit cards and other important legal documents. Most states (cough- except New Mexico) make you provide proof of nobility by Letter Patent not Title Registrars. If you cannot provide proof of nobility most states (cough- except New Mexico) insist you claim "Theatrical Reasons" for the name change. New Mexico on the other hand is promoted by Fooey Title companies as the breeding ground for such fooey claims of nobility in the courts.

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How do I know if someone is really of Nobility or not?

A good moral lesson is when hearing someone claiming to be of nobility or royalty it is best to check it out. If one claims to be a British Noble than contact the College of Arms at 020 7248 2762 to inquire about the name . If one claims to be a Noble for the Land or "Kingdom" that you cannot find on a map then it probably is a fooey title.

Does it get you additional respect or better jobs?

Well if you believe that, step my way as I have several titles for you to see. Seriously, if you need a title for respect then you might want to reconsider how you have lived your life. Respect like real nobility cannot be bought. Can you fool people with these titles? Sure just move to somewhere Fooish enough to buy all your tall tales and you will be treated royally maybe even given the Key to the City.

Can you use your title for Professional reasons?

I am assuming you mean theatrical or creative anachronism type reason? Well why would you need a fooey title for that? After all if you claim it in court that it is for such reasons why waste your money on a fooey title? Just go into court and state the truth but if you have money burning a hole your pocket let me show you our titles.

Warning!!

When meeting someone on the net or in person who claims to be a "noble" regardless of reasons. First contact the State Hospital in your area to make sure no recent patients have escaped. Two contact the country (or check the map for existence of such country) to talk with a Herald to research the name. If someone claims to be an actor whether movie star or creative anachronism actor you can always contact the guilds or organizations to check existence of the member. With the way of the web such research is really easy to do.

Why spend $200.00 to become a Lord when you can become a Duke of Foo for only $25.00?

Duke Or Duchess Title $25.00

Marquis or Marchioness $20.00

Earl or Countess $17.50

Viscount or Viscountess $15.00

Baron, Lord or Lady $10.00

Wench, Drunkard, Battleaxe (perfect for MILs), Trollop, Layabout, Fool, Jester, Town Crier, Fairy, Pixie, Elf $10.00

Knighthoods are only granted by the Queen of Foo and cannot be purchased. If you would like to nominate someone for Knighthood please send us an email with the reason why you think this person is worthy of being a Knight.

To pick up your Certificate locally stop by the Kingdom of Foo located inside:
Night Owl Computer
300 B. North White Sand Blvd
Alamogordo, NM
505-443-1220